Herndon, VA – Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard has been helping President Donald Trump prepare for his first presidential debate against Vice President Kamala Harris.
“I think Kamala Harris is not to be underestimated. Both she and President Trump have very different records,” said Gabbard, “so I have been helping Trump prepare for that.”
Gabbard is grateful that Trump has a first-class alcohol cabinet as she has to get plastered to be an accurate stand-in for Harris.
“I’ve never drank that much in my life,” said Gabbard, “but at least Trump has got the good stuff.”
Despite Gabbard’s own experience with debating Harris, there are factors that are difficult to predict.
“I must admit I wasn’t sure what accent to use and I might have slurred my words too much and came across as Pelosi rather than Harris,” she added. “Either way, I remember actually finishing my sentences.”
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