Washington DC – President Trump has once again expressed his desire to do a “domain expansion” that will envelop Canada.
“I love Canada, it’s a great place,” said the president, “and not that I need domain expansion to make sure that the tariffs hit but there is a lot of curse energy there that has to be gotten rid of.”
Trump recounted some actions Trudeau undertook, including lockdowns and mandatory vaccinations during the plandemic.
“There’re other things too, even from before, like doing blackface,” said Trump. “And he’s a fag. I love maple syrup and Canada has great hockey players but Trudeau is really a loser who ruined the place.”
As for the newly sworn-in Canadian PM Mark Carney, the US president is skeptical: “The guy used to be Bank of England, need I say more.”
In other news, Israel is also considering executing domain expansion for the entire Middle-East region.
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