Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy.
“I know dead people voting is a very trendy thing,” said Trump, “and I admit there are plenty of half-dead or brain-dead people in our government who have security clearance, but Biden maintaining security clearance is just going too far.”
The president admits that this does not change the past as Biden may still have “boxes” of classified documents in his basement.
When asked if former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will also have her security clearance revoked, Trump answered, “At this stage, her access to the alcohol cabinet is more of a priority.”
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