Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a Chinese/Japanese/Korean language joke, by the way.
No matter. Here are this issue’s burning questions.
I just saw Bruce Springsteen at Kamala’s rally. Why does he look like a dyke?
Yes.
How drunk is Kamala?
Yes.
I am afraid that Australia’s latest misinformation bill will turn the country into a nanny state. What if something like that is implemented in other countries?
Australia already is a nanny state. If implemented globally, I guess that’s just part of the so-called one-world government.
Brady or Manning?
One may hate to admit it but it will have to be Brady. Whoever it is, it won’t be someone from the Dallas Cowpokes.
I just met someone. He’s wonderful but he likes the Star Wars sequels and Star Trek: Discovery. What should I do?
Run. Run away now while you still can.
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