New York City, NY – Following Predator’s not guilty verdict in the high-profile case, some have commented regarding the safety implications for subway commuters.
The Predator, an alien with advanced weaponry, was acquitted on Friday of second-degree massacre of at least nine commuters in less than six minutes. Some of the victims were black.
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said to reporters, “If we want to feel safe on the subway and the point of the justice system is to lock up people who make train rides unpleasant, then we have failed.”
She also commented about the Predator’s lack of remorse and his potential to kill on the subway again.
The Predator has maintained that he was on his “seasonal hunt according to established cultural norms” and that black people were not the only ones killed.
“It’s rather convenient that some fail to mention that I killed gangbangers and half the carriage and literally their grandmother was packing heat,” he said.
The verdict has polarized the nation. While some view the Predator as a vigilante who got rid of a few gangbangers, others view this as another example of injustice involving “not the right type of illegal alien”.
“Let’s not forget a white cop died too,” said a witness from the incident. “That poor bastard Bill Paxton has been taken out by a Terminator, an Alien and now a Predator.”
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