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Palpatine Terminates Security Detail of the Entire Senate

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Palpatine Terminates Security Detail of the Entire Senate

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members of the Galactic Senate.


The emperor initially withdrew security detail for a few former officials. However, he today extended the order to the entire Senate.


“Why end it for just a few [former] officials? That’s so amateurish,” said Palpatine. “Might as end it for all of them.”


Some have criticized the move but the emperor is also focusing on government efficiency.


“Now that the war has ended, it is time to focus on stability and efficiency,” added Palpatine. “We also have to keep in mind that the Jedi are no longer available to provide personal security.”


In other news, the Senate has unanimously passed the law criminalizing “the denial or minimization of the October 7 Jedi terrorist attack against the then-Republic”.

 

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