Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires.
“My First False Flag Wildfire” comes with eleven high-quality plastic pieces of fire, a burned-down house, an unburnt palm tree, a set of HAARP antennas, and a purple wig for the fat friend who plays the DEI firefighter.
“We are very excited to celebrate this latest calamity to hit our nation,” said marketing vice president Ian Habekeinwasser. “I think we really hit the spot with this one, there’s no hose or fire hydrant or any water.”
Although the developmental process was very short, it was nonetheless thorough.
“We considered including a Newsom wig,” said Habekeinwasser, “I mean, his hair is just too perfect to not do it but, after careful consideration, the marketing team decided against it.”
A product tester revealed the reason: “The wig wasn’t bad, looked good and comfortable but as soon as I put it on, I got beat up by just about everyone I came across. I heard the same happened to other testers.”
The RRP of “My First False Flag Wildfire” is US$199.99 with 5% of all profit going to the DEI program for firefighters.
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