Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Vaccine Adverse Event”, comes the high-flying “My First, and Maybe Last, Boeing Flight”.
“We are very excited to release this set,” said spokesperson Con Seale. “It’s great to be involved with such a great American name. Not that we’re officially collaborating or anything.”
Seale, however, is not worried about being sued by Boeing.
“I think they’re busy with their own legal problems,” he said. “And besides, if they’re allowed to capitalize on cutting corners, then there’s no reason why we can’t capitalize on what they’re doing. At least we’re not lying about it.”
The set includes a model that is missing a door, landing gear and other parts. There is also an outfit designed for transgender flight attendants and seats that cannot be properly secured to the floor.
To truly complete the set, a dart-blaster sniper rifle is included so one can have any potential whistleblower assassinated.
The RRP of “My First, and Maybe Last, Boeing Flight” is US$243.99. Ammo for the sniper rifle is sold separately.
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