Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday.
“I think they wanted to group hug all along, you know, like ‘For America’, ‘For unity’ or ‘For puppies’ and all that,” said a police officer who was part of the security personnel. “The popping noises were just a coincidence.”
President Trump could be seen with blood on the right side of his face as he energetically punched his fist in the air.
It could be heard that he wanted to get his shoes before he was escorted off of the stage.
“I think he got a bit excited in the moment and lost his shoes,” said a Trump staffer on the condition of anonymity.
“I was actually a bit uncomfortable after a few moments,” said the president. “There were one or two women there and I love women, I’m even married to one, but I didn’t want to be accused of grabbing their pussy this time. It was just a group hug.”
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