Mar-a-Lago Raided because Pelosi Wants to Rip Up More Trump Documents
- Simian Practicalist
- Aug 14, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 20, 2024
Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up.
“It’s not about what the documents contain, whether they’re… umm… classified or not,” said Pelosi after downing a shot of vodka and slamming the glass on the table. “I mean, if it’s got stuff about me, then just as well, but I want more Trump’s documents to rip up!”
“Well, it looks like Nancy doesn’t have or doesn’t know how to use the shredder,” said Trump, “just like how Kamala doesn’t know about photocopiers.”
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