Man Attaches Vacuum Cleaners to EV to Increase Noise Level

Melbourne, Australia – After being brutally teased by his mates that his electric vehicle is too quiet, a man has attached five new vacuum cleaners to the car to increase its noise level.

“I was hoping one would do it,” said the man, “but vacuum cleaners aren’t that noisy nowadays either so I needed five.”

The man said that the only reason he bought the EV was because his wife wanted one.

“She wanted a new vacuum cleaner anyway,” the man added. “And buying five new vacuum cleaners is still cheaper than trading in for a new car.”

There are other benefits to having five new vacuum cleaners: “I can vacuum each room without needing to drag the unit around. Me wife is happier too now that I am doing more around the house.”

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