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How to Keep Your Social Credit Score Up

Given all the surveillance and monitoring on (and off) the internet, it is imperative to keep your social credit score up.


How to Keep Your Social Credit Score Up

It is best to simply avoid using social media even if one cannot avoid the internet entirely. But if you cannot refrain from social media because you can’t help spewing your guts for all to read, then consider expressing the below views. These are presented in no particular order.


Disclaimer: No guarantees of safety. Rephrase if necessary, assuming you are capable of a little thinking as an individual.


Joe Biden is the best president ever.
Digital ID is going to be so convenient.
Disney Star Wars is cinematic genius!
Kamala Harris is such an inspiring black woman.
The Australian government aren’t full of commie retards.
I wish socialism is implemented soon so it can fix all the problems it caused.
Organized religion is a sham. It doesn’t matter as long as you’re a nice person.
Wearing underwear is so optional nowadays.
Fetuses aren’t really tiny people.
We better stop burning fossil fuels and reduce our carbon output.
Violence against women is not cool. We need to crack down on toxic men.
I feel that we as a civilization is progressing well after seeing a tranny beat a woman in Olympic boxing.
There are at least 153 genders.
Jews are awesome, especially zionists.
Gay Jews are the best.
I trust Big Pharma because I trust science.
I love Justin Trudeau. He’s not a fag.
Mainstream media may not be perfect but they are trying to be honest.
COVID jabs are safe and effective.
German nazis bad.
Ukrainian nazis good.
The Bible belongs in the fiction category.
Black lives matter.
But not black Jew lives because white Jew lives don’t like them and they have more power. White Jew lives are great.
The education system really has what’s best for our children in mind, especially in subjects like biology.
Christians are all far-right lunatics.
My blocked toilet is Russia’s fault.
Planned Parenthood is a very important organization. They should never be defunded.
Today’s corrupted Vatican is proof that Catholicism is a fabrication for the past two thousand years.
Guns are bad. Only the government should have them.
I am getting my sixth booster tomorrow. I would have gone yesterday but my EV needed to recharge.
Taylor Swift makes the NFL so much better.
Mpox aren’t spread by faggots. That’s just myth.
Bill Gates is a smart man. I love how he contributes to healthcare by making vaccines even though he’s not a medical doctor. What dedication!
The world run by freemasons and bankers is just crazy talk. Conspiracy theorists should stick to their 9-to-5 jobs.
Chinese restaurants should hire more white people as cooks. (Especially if the place is just a front for CCP intelligence ops.)
Hunter Biden’s laptop is fake news. As if the guy even knows how to use a computer.
George Soros is the greatest Jew alive.
Yes to pineapple on pizza.
Teachers sleeping with students and sexually explicit books at school: what an absolute disgrace. Where were all that when I was in high school?!
Klaus Schwab is a brilliant man. He really does want to help fix the world.
I had Bud Light last night. I’d forgotten how good it tastes!
Hilliary Clinton and the pantsuit are a most powerful combination.
LeBron is one of the best. And he’s a big dude.
Andrew Cuomo is my hero. Look at his nipple rings!
Diversity hire is important. We need more blind bus drivers.
Michelle Obama is bigger than LeBron.
I love Pastor Greta at my ultra-reformed non-denominational church. She is so caring and supportive of women’s reproductive rights.
I just stocked up on more facemasks because there might be another wave of something soon.
There’s no such thing as objective morals. It’s all subjective.
Macron is the most solid French leader since Napoleon. He might even be better and lead us to victory against Russia.
Boys don’t know how good they’ve got it nowadays. We never had free tampons in school bathrooms.
The increased crime has nothing to do with undocumented immigrants… I mean, if they’re undocumented, then they don’t exist so it can’t be them.
Fukushima was an accident as nuclear power plants are basically nuclear bombs inside a building.
Staying up-to-date on your vaccinations is one of the most loving things you can do. I’m sure Jesus would agree. Stay safe!
Orange man bad.
Israel does not commit war crimes.
Bugs are a rich source of protein. They’re fine as long as you don’t eat them raw.
I’m not religious but I am spiritual.
 

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