Washington DC – Less than 24 hours after the appointment of David Duchnovy as Denise Bryson to the position of FBI Assistant Director, the FBI is changing its name.
“It’s great to see our agents at the New York office working hard destroying Epstein documents,” said Bryson. “I don’t think I’ve seen our agents being so diligent in recent decades.”
The latest press release issued by Bryson’s office states that “in honor of the hardworking agents, the Federal Bureau of Investigation will be renamed to File-Burning Idiots”.
“We got our inspiration from Bradbury’s classic Fahrenheit 451,” said an administrative staffer on the condition of anonymity.
A new FBI seal has also been released.
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