Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI is still investigating the attack on the Death Star, describing it as “not related to Rebels”.
Over 1.8 million people—most of the Death Star’s personnel—were killed when the space station exploded after a single pilot in an X-Wing plowed into the station.
“The pilot acted alone,” said FBI spokesperson Brad Whitewash, “and he was killed after a dogfight with a squadron of TIE Fighters. Unfortunately, he still managed to crash into the station and totally destroyed it.”
The pilot is identified as Luke-Din Jabba from Tatooine. Luke had posted videos online in recent days “proclaiming his support for the Rebels” and was seen associating with Rebel terrorist Obi-wan Kenobi.
“Just because the guy voiced his support for the Rebels and was flying a fighter commonly used by the Rebels doesn’t make this a Rebel attack,” said Whitewash. “He was struggling with his moisture farming business.”
The authorities added that there is “no definitive link” between the destruction of the Death Star and two torpedoes exploding outside one of the station’s thermal exhaust ports.
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