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Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr

Simian Practicalist

Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services.


The hearing is described as “contentious” by some reporters.


“I would go further and say it was ‘combative’,” said one reporter, “but that’s just based on the tone. I barely understood any of it.”


Other reporters agree.


“I always have some trouble with RFK Jr, I know he has spasmodic dysphonia,” said another reporter, “but the Dems’ screaming didn’t make any sense either; something about ‘anti-vaxx’ and ‘conspiracy’ and ‘Nazi’, then something about lawsuits…?”


A reporter from MSNBS stated that “it doesn’t matter whether we understood who said what” since reporters “just make it up and write whatever anyway”.


Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
 

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