Las Vegas, NV – The United States experienced a second miracle in less than one week.
The first was when President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt on Saturday by the smallest of margins—the bullet grazed his ear.
“We can’t really tell from his attempts to talk or go up steps,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, “but he tested positive for life signs. It’s mild.”
Biden will return to his home in Delaware where he will “continue doing all of his duties fully”.
“He has tested positive for life signs twice before, so there is no need to worry,” added Jean-Pierre.
Meanwhile, some Demoncrats, including Representative Adam Schiff has called for Biden to step down.
Brad, 52, of Texas, wonders if the country can have a third miracle. “Wouldn’t it be nice if the likes of Shifty Schiff shut the hell up?!”
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