Study: Global Warming Caused by the Sun
A study published on 20 August 2024 titled “ Roles of Earth’s Albedo Variations and Top-of-the-Atmosphere Energy Imbalance in Recent...
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Sep 181 min read
Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
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Aug 21 min read
Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
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Jun 301 min read
Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
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Jun 261 min read
The Ominous Owl #2
Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...
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Jun 71 min read
Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
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Apr 101 min read
White House: Really Careful about Ignoring Church Teachings
Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...
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Jan 81 min read
North Korea Actually Has Artillery Shells, Unlike West
Pyongyang, North Korea – In a brilliant display of firepower, North Korea lobbed over 200 artillery shells near South Korea’s Yeon Pyeong...
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Dec 29, 20231 min read
Asian Man “Racist” for Only Buying White Bread
San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...
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Dec 24, 20231 min read
Girl Confused after Suspension for Drawing Penises Everywhere
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...
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Dec 18, 20231 min read
Southwest Presbyterian Church to Grant Extra Seating Room
Dallas, TX – Southwest Presbyterian Church has made amendments to its seating arrangement policy. “Typically, our ushers will make sure...
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Dec 13, 20231 min read
Experts: Today, White Lung Syndrome; Tomorrow, White People Syndrome
Atlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic. “I know...
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Dec 3, 20231 min read
Lucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During Arrest
St Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...
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Nov 13, 20231 min read
New Electric Vehicle “Evangelion” to Enter Market
Austin, TX – A new electric vehicle manufacturer has entered the market. Intended to compete with Tesla, Genesis will release their first...
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Oct 12, 20231 min read
Yes-Man to Vote Yes in the Voice and Everything Else
Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...
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Oct 3, 20231 min read
Latest Study Brings Good News to Vaccinated Women
Given no few studies have been published regarding unexpected vaginal bleeding in women after receiving mRNA vaccines, Feiser Research...
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Sep 11, 20233 min read
Study: 70% of Warming Caused by Sun, Depending on Which Dataset Used
A study published on 28 August 2023 titled “ The Detection and Attribution of Northern Hemisphere Land Surface Warming (1850–2018) in...
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Jun 14, 20231 min read
Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”
The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...
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Jun 8, 20234 min read
“The Overhauling of Straight America” by Marshall Kirk and Erastes Pill
This article, first published in November 1987, outlines the strategy and tactics of desensitizing homosexuality.
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Apr 20, 20231 min read
Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...
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