war | Opinyuns 3/8

Jan 291 min read

To Build or Not to Build…

The German Defense Ministry reportedly said that with merely 579 functional bomb shelters in Germany, civilians need to build their own....

Jan 165 min read

Foundation Trilogy by Isaac Asimov

The Foundation Trilogy is a collection of short stories and novellas written by Isaac Asimov from about 1942 to 1950. The trilogy is...

Jan 81 min read

North Korea Actually Has Artillery Shells, Unlike West

Pyongyang, North Korea – In a brilliant display of firepower, North Korea lobbed over 200 artillery shells near South Korea’s Yeon Pyeong...

Jan 51 min read

Australia Gives Bonuses to Keep Defense Personnel

It looks like the US isn’t the only country having trouble keeping their military personnel. According to the report, Australia is paying...

Dec 24, 20232 min read

Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon

A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...

Dec 23, 20234 min read

Film ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

A rebel’s cheesy recruitment drive against evil imperial forces. Not totally cringe but only because I don’t expect much from Hack Snyder.

Dec 21, 20234 min read

Film Review: Godzilla Minus One

Character-focused but not necessarily character-driven. Good pacing with enough kaiju action. Solid production. Very well executed.

Dec 19, 20231 min read

Election Re-runs in Germany

Apparently, the court has ordered the 2021 national election to be repeated in 455 electoral districts in Berlin. The errors were due to...

Dec 12, 20231 min read

UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”

New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...

Nov 23, 20231 min read

Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Nov 10, 20231 min read

Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are

Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...

Nov 8, 20231 min read

Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion

Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...

Oct 26, 20235 min read

Marian Apparition re Israel & Mediterranean Sea

There is no shortage of authentic prophecies regarding the events leading up to the Second Coming. Throughout the past two thousand...

Oct 16, 20231 min read

Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...

Oct 13, 20231 min read

Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...

Oct 12, 20232 min read

Animation Review: Star Wars – Tales of the Jedi

Decent production. More for fans of Dooku and Ahsoka, although Dooku’s fall to the dark side is handled well.

Oct 2, 20231 min read

UK Troops to Ukraine Not a Good Idea After All

It was reported on September 30 that UK Defense Secretary Grant Shapps wanted to deploy British troops to Ukraine to train their troops....

Sep 27, 20232 min read

My First Battle Against Russians

Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...

Sep 18, 20232 min read

China Prods Taiwan with 103 Aircraft and 9 Vessels

A few days ago, lamestream media reported that 68 Chinese military aircraft and 10 vessels were hanging around Taiwan. China sends at...

Sep 12, 20231 min read

UK War Capabilities & Russia

Apparently, the Royal Air Force doesn’t have enough planes if they are to go against the Russians. This is funny considering how hard the...

Jul 14, 20231 min read

Dominion Not Amazon, Weyoun Tells Cardassia

Cardassia Prime – Vorta Weyoun cautioned Cardassia on Wednesday that the Dominion is not Amazon and that Cardassia needs to show...

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