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Australia Announces First Human Case of Bird Flu in Most Unoriginal Script Ever
Melbourne, Australia – The Victorian Department of Health has confirmed that a child returning from overseas tested positive for avian...
May 22, 20242 min read
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Dictator Dan Resigns. Good Riddance.
Dictator “door-to-door douchebag” Dan has announced his resignation. It remains to be seen who will eventually take his spot and what...
Sep 26, 20231 min read
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Comrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New Homes
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
Jul 29, 20231 min read
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Comrade Dan Andrews Doesn’t Like Being Questioned about Media Access
About two months after a trip to China without being accompanied by Australian media, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is at it again.
Jun 7, 20232 min read
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Dan Andrews Still Trying to Get Things “Down to Zero”
Premier Daniel Andrews reminds Victorians that the money spent during the plandemic was “borrowed”. “It was like a COVID credit card”, he...
May 19, 20231 min read
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (29–32)
This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!
Nov 22, 20221 min read
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Communist Victoria Announces Lifting of Vaccine Mandates
Apparently, the state of Victoria, Australia, has just announced that the vaccine mandate for most workers will be lifted on Friday, June...
Jun 18, 20221 min read
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Lutheran Man Nails 95 Complaints Regarding Church’s Pathetic Pandemic Response to Church Doors
Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...
May 12, 20222 min read
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Vic Premier Andrews: Police Escort and Bulletproof Vest for Protection against COVID
Melbourne, Australia – Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was escorted by a large number of police officers and obviously wearing a...
Apr 26, 20221 min read
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Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Oct 30, 20211 min read
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Victorian Government: All Must Sign In to Use the Toilet
Melbourne, Australia – Despite Victoria having relaxed its lockdown restrictions, Premier Dan Andrews added that it is important for...
Oct 28, 20211 min read
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Strong Cities Network Subverting Cities and Nations?
In light of the protesting around the world against the plandemic measures with various reactions from law enforcement, it may be helpful...
Oct 6, 20214 min read
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Victorian Government Announces Mandatory Blue Pills
Melbourne, Australia – In addition to announcing mandatory vaccination for construction workers and school teachers, the Victorian...
Sep 23, 20211 min read
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Do COVID Vaccinations Facilitate the Spreading of Disease?
There have been predictions that the currently available COVID-19 “vaccines” may facilitate the infection and spread of the disease to...
Sep 13, 20214 min read
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Vic Premier: “Won’t Hesitate Going Door-to-door”
Our friends from down under “won’t hesitate” to go door-to-door for COVID testing.
Aug 16, 20212 min read
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Victorian Lockdown Applies to Astronauts
Melbourne, Australia – The Premier of Victoria, Dan Andrews, has announced that the latest lockdown will be extended...
Jul 19, 20211 min read
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