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Mysterious Illness & Coughing Up Blood in Russia
A few reports are circulating that there is a mysterious illness in Russia . It begins with flu-like symptoms such as body aches but...
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Alliance “Calls a Meeting” without Its Biggest Member
Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...
Mar 111 min read
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UK Psychopaths Poke Bear, Russia Sinks Cargo Ship
After Volodymyr “Don’t Have a Suit” Zelensky got tossed out of the White House for being a whiny bitch, he met with UK PM Keir “ Proud of...
Mar 31 min read
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Country that Shutdown Nuclear Power Plants Wants Nuclear Weapons
Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...
Feb 251 min read
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We Need 1.5m Soldiers, Says Man Who Just Got 1.5m Soldiers Killed or Wounded
München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...
Feb 191 min read
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Potential Threats against Trump Inauguration
Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.
Jan 165 min read
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USAF Rebuilding Airfield on Tinian
In recent days, reports have been circulating that the USAF is rebuilding the airfield on Tinian, a small island about 120 miles NNE of...
Sep 21, 20241 min read
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5,000 Workers Evacuated from Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
It has been reported that nearly 5,000 workers have been rescued and evacuated from the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. I am not sure...
Jul 20, 20241 min read
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Tucker Carlson Better Watch His A** with Zelensky
Woodstock, ME – It has been reported that Tucker Carlson secured an interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky which the...
Jul 6, 20241 min read
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Zelensky: “We don’t have much time”
Despite the typical lamestream media reports of Russia losing, that Ukraine must keep fighting blah blah blah, and a so-called peace...
Jun 29, 20241 min read
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The Ominous Owl #2
Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...
Jun 26, 20241 min read
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US to Supply Nazis. Oh Wait, That’s Not News.
It has been reported, if one believes The Washington Post, that the Biden administration will lift the ban on supplying US weapons to the...
Jun 11, 20241 min read
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Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
Jun 7, 20241 min read
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Cuban Missile Crisis 2.5
It’s no surprise when the West wants to accidentally-on-purpose start WWIII by having a massive NATO exercise in Europe, organizing the...
Jun 7, 20241 min read
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Psychopathic West Strikes Russian Early-Warning Radar. Again.
Last week, it was reported that Ukraine carried out drone strikes on a Russian early-warning radar system in the Krasnodar region (near...
May 28, 20241 min read
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France Passes Ukraine Bilateral Agreement, Finland Discussing It Too
The way things are going, signing bilateral agreements with Ukraine may as well be an Olympic event.
Mar 14, 20241 min read
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China Building Fourth Aircraft Carrier
China has in effect confirmed that they are building their fourth aircraft carrier, possibly nuclear-powered. The Type 003 Fujian,...
Mar 13, 20242 min read
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Federation Warns Escalation If Dominion Sends Troops to Bajor
DS9 (FNS) – After two years of border conflict between the Federation and Cardassia near Bajor, the Dominion has ruled out sending its...
Mar 1, 20241 min read
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Should We Cancel Trident?
Apparently, the British navy’s HMS Vanguard (S28) failed a test launch of its Trident 2 missile on 30 January 2024. The Vanguard-class...
Feb 24, 20241 min read
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Transnistria Annexation to/Unification with Russia?
There are reports (rumors?) floating around that Transnistria may be organizing a referendum on its annexation to/unification with...
Feb 24, 20241 min read
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Comprehension Exercise #7219
It was reported on 17 February 2024, over seven hundred days since Russian military forces entered eastern Ukraine, that the Ukrainian...
Feb 17, 20242 min read
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