Toilet Accuses Trump of Inappropriately Touching Its Face
New York City, NY – A toilet in New York has accused former President Donald Trump of inappropriately touching its face with his bare...
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Oct 141 min read
Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
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Sep 61 min read
Tulsi Gabbard Gets Plastered to Help Trump Debate Preparation
Herndon, VA – Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard has been helping President Donald Trump prepare for his first presidential debate against...
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Aug 181 min read
Federal Agencies Recruiting Those Who Can Hit Targets, Not Practice, Like, 43 Times and Still Miss
Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...
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Aug 51 min read
Harris Buys Fried Chicken
Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...
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Jul 191 min read
Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt
Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...
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Jul 151 min read
MSNBS: Trump and Secret Service Just Wanted Group Hug on Stage
Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday. “I think they wanted to group...
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Jul 150 min read
Complete List of Assassinations and Assassination Attempts Not Executed by the Deep State
Complete list of assassinations/assassination attempts not executed by the “deep state” or “establishment” or “shadow government” or “them”.
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Jun 281 min read
Boy Had Difficulty Deciding between Playing with Grandpa or Watching One Debate
Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...
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May 288 min read
Votescam by James M. Collier and Kenneth F. Collier
The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.
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May 191 min read
Basketball Player Proposes Two Playoff Games with No Live Audience
Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...
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May 11 min read
Trump Held in Contempt for Eating Burgers in Court
New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...
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Feb 71 min read
Nevada GOP Primary: “None of These Candidates” Gives Victory Speech
Carson City, NV – In the Nevada Republican presidential primary held on Tuesday, Nikki Haley lost to “none of these candidates” in a...
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Jan 81 min read
Palpatine Releases His First Election Campaign Ad
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...
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Dec 311 min read
Citizen Goes to Vote Discovers Only One Candidate on Ballot
Cardassia Prime – A citizen who went to vote in the Detapa Council elections discovered that there was only one candidate on the ballot:...
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Dec 25, 20231 min read
BREAKING: Someone Surges in Polls to Within 88 Points of Trump
Because we are desperate to promote any candidate that isn’t Trump no matter how stupid we look.
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Jul 29, 20231 min read
Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
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Jul 2, 20231 min read
White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
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Apr 6, 20231 min read
Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
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Apr 4, 20231 min read
Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
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Feb 25, 20231 min read
Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests
Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...
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