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Girl Confused after Suspension for Drawing Penises Everywhere
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...
Dec 24, 20231 min read
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Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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Trans Beer
Well, at least you can’t say Bud Light’s latest PR stunt is false advertising…
Apr 3, 20231 min read
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Hillary Pantsuit Hides Big Schlong
Washington DC – Hillary Clinton has revealed the reason she wears pantsuit even though most people can guess anyway. “It’s really to hide...
Sep 6, 20221 min read
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Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site
Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...
Dec 29, 20211 min read
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (17–20)
Time for cards 17–20!
Oct 1, 20211 min read
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