top of page
Search
My First False Flag Wildfire
Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires. “My First False Flag Wildfire” comes...
Jan 111 min read
5
0
My First, and Maybe Last, Boeing Flight
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Vaccine Adverse Event”,...
Aug 24, 20241 min read
5
0
My First Battle Against Russians
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...
Sep 27, 20232 min read
5
0
Man Realizes His Children’s Toy Money is Worth More
Los Angeles, CA – A father of two just realized his children’s toy money is worth more than his real money. “I got home from work and I...
Feb 18, 20231 min read
23
0
Soft Colors Make Soft Boys
I don’t remember ever playing with pastel-colored toys. Disclaimer: I don’t even remember what I ate yesterday either. So don’t quote me...
Jun 15, 20222 min read
3
0
My First Vaccine Adverse Event
East Aurora, NY – To celebrate the recent approval and recommendation of COVID vaccinations for children as young as five years old in...
Jan 13, 20222 min read
14
0
My First Vaccine Passport
New item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.
Jun 13, 20212 min read
22
0
My First Fake Inauguration Day
Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...
Jan 22, 20212 min read
29
0
My First False Flag Government Building Storming
Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.
Jan 12, 20212 min read
32
0
Christmas Gift Idea
It’s December already and therefore less than four weeks until Christmas! Rah!
Dec 1, 20201 min read
13
0
10% Off
Use Code: MERRYXMAS
MERCHANDISE!
bottom of page