My First, and Maybe Last, Boeing Flight
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Vaccine Adverse Event”,...
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Sep 27, 20232 min read
My First Battle Against Russians
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...
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Feb 18, 20231 min read
Man Realizes His Children’s Toy Money is Worth More
Los Angeles, CA – A father of two just realized his children’s toy money is worth more than his real money. “I got home from work and I...
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Jun 15, 20222 min read
Soft Colors Make Soft Boys
I don’t remember ever playing with pastel-colored toys. Disclaimer: I don’t even remember what I ate yesterday either. So don’t quote me...
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Jan 13, 20222 min read
My First Vaccine Adverse Event
East Aurora, NY – To celebrate the recent approval and recommendation of COVID vaccinations for children as young as five years old in...
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Jun 13, 20212 min read
My First Vaccine Passport
New item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.
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Jan 22, 20212 min read
My First Fake Inauguration Day
Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...
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Jan 12, 20212 min read
My First False Flag Government Building Storming
Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.
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Dec 1, 20201 min read
Christmas Gift Idea
It’s December already and therefore less than four weeks until Christmas! Rah!
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