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Anime ● Review: Highspeed Etoile
Cool designs but mediocre animation. Crude plotting and the lack of thought in the writing make it unconvincing and boring if not annoying.
Mar 245 min read
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Deep State Hoping the Chiefs’ Playbook Will Help Turn Things Around
Washington DC – Barely two weeks after President Trump has re-taken office, the deep state is desperate to turn things around. Realizing...
Feb 91 min read
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Anime ● Review: MF Ghost 2nd Season
Continuation of the same. Visually slick still. You either like it or you don’t.
Dec 31, 20244 min read
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The Ominous Owl #4
Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a...
Oct 26, 20241 min read
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Anime ● Review: Puraore! Pride of Orange
Lack of hockey action or any appreciation for it. Doesn’t work as a slice-of-life anime either. Lost opportunity.
Oct 20, 20244 min read
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Anime ● Review: MF Ghost
Racing action can be better executed but plotting and pacing are not bad so far. Interesting and entertaining enough to keep one interested.
Oct 11, 20245 min read
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Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
Sep 18, 20241 min read
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Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
Aug 2, 20241 min read
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The Ominous Owl #3
Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.
Jul 27, 20241 min read
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Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
Jun 7, 20241 min read
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Basketball Player Proposes Two Playoff Games with No Live Audience
Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...
May 19, 20241 min read
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High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Jun 22, 20221 min read
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Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim Hagopian
In this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
Dec 3, 20215 min read
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National Football League Renamed to National Vaccination League
New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
Aug 19, 20211 min read
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Diver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off Plane
Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
Jun 23, 20211 min read
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PM Johnson Condemns Super League, Blames Russia
London, UK – In response to the twelve soccer teams announcing their breakaway Super League, the UK blames Russia.
Apr 20, 20211 min read
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Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Feb 16, 20211 min read
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10U Lineman Breaks Multiple Records
Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...
Jan 5, 20211 min read
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