The Ominous Owl #4
Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a...
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Oct 204 min read
Anime ● Review: Puraore! Pride of Orange
Lack of hockey action or any appreciation for it. Doesn’t work as a slice-of-life anime either. Lost opportunity.
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Oct 115 min read
Anime ● Review: MF Ghost
Racing action can be better executed but plotting and pacing are not bad so far. Interesting and entertaining enough to keep one interested.
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Sep 181 min read
Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
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Aug 21 min read
Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
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Jun 71 min read
Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
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May 191 min read
Basketball Player Proposes Two Playoff Games with No Live Audience
Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...
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Jun 22, 20221 min read
High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
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Dec 2, 20215 min read
Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim Hagopian
In this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
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Aug 18, 20211 min read
National Football League Renamed to National Vaccination League
New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
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Jun 23, 20211 min read
Diver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off Plane
Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
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Apr 19, 20211 min read
PM Johnson Condemns Super League, Blames Russia
London, UK – In response to the twelve soccer teams announcing their breakaway Super League, the UK blames Russia.
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Feb 16, 20211 min read
Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
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Jan 5, 20211 min read
10U Lineman Breaks Multiple Records
Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...
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