Petition to Rename the Hawaiian Pizza
Honolulu, HI – Some Hawaiians have petitioned that the “Hawaiian Pizza” be renamed because it’s racist.
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Aug 7, 20211 min read
Coffee Sales Soar as Woke White People Order Black Coffee
Seattle, WA – Coffee sales have soared in the second quarter of 2021, a small sign that suggests some hope for the economy.
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Jul 18, 20211 min read
Macron: “Vaccinations actually for protection against Germans”
Macron: “...the vaccinations are not really for COVID. It’s actually for protection against Germans.”
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Jul 14, 20211 min read
Boy Suspended for Confusing CRT with CVT
Charlotte, NC – A sixth-grade student has been suspended for confusing CRT with CVT.
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Jun 10, 20218 min read
Anime Review & Discussion: Gundam SEED
Anime Review & Discussion: How Gundam SEED looks at the nature and conduct of war.
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Jun 7, 20211 min read
Mysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian Guy
Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
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May 6, 20218 min read
#LoveDumbAsians
Given the current sentiments regarding #StopAsianHate—and there’s a few of us Asians here at Opinyuns—it’s time I add to it.
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Feb 21, 20211 min read
Emperor Palpatine Auditioned for MK
Hollywood, CA – The trailer for the upcoming Mortal Kombat live-action film was released on Friday and it has been revealed that Emperor...
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