Trump Held in Contempt for Eating Burgers in Court
New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...
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Jul 29, 20231 min read
Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
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Apr 6, 20231 min read
Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
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Apr 4, 20231 min read
Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
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Sep 6, 20221 min read
As If Biden Didn’t Know…
After the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago on August 8, Biden denied having any “advanced notice” of said raid. Well, that could be true in terms of...
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Aug 21, 20224 min read
K-drama ● Review: The Fiery Priest
An excellent crime comedy-action in which an intolerant priest investigates a murder and beats up criminals.
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Aug 14, 20221 min read
Mar-a-Lago Raided because Pelosi Wants to Rip Up More Trump Documents
Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....
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Aug 14, 20221 min read
What’s Next After Mar-A-Lago Raid?
After the FBI has lit a few firecrackers and shoved them into a few stools of dog crap, Trump is being the king troll he usually is. His...
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Aug 10, 20221 min read
FBI Raids Palpatine Residence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
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Aug 9, 20221 min read
FBI Raids Trump Home to Restore Our Two-Minute Hate
Palm Beach, FL – The FBI raided and searched Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on Monday morning as part of an investigation into the former...
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Nov 7, 20214 min read
Licensed to Lie by Sidney Powell
Licensed to Lie: Exposing Corruption in the Department of Justice by former federal prosecutor Sidney Powell reveals the systemic...
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