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Jan 17, 20211 min read

Pornsnub Deplatforms Popular Actress

Montreal, QC – Pornsnub, which has over 10 million videos and had over 40 billion site visits last year, has permanently banned the...

Jan 16, 20211 min read

Study Reveals Real Cause of Clinton Deaths

San Francisco, CA – It is common knowledge that there is an anomalously high number of deaths connected to Hillary Clinton. Amongst other...

Jan 14, 20212 min read

Guillotine: A New Social Media Platform

San Francisco, CA – Given all the recent social-media post removals, account suspensions and bans, and entire platforms such as Parler...

Jan 12, 20212 min read

My First False Flag Government Building Storming

Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.

Jan 12, 20212 min read

Facecrime

Many have compared the world as depicted in the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four to observations of society in this modern era. Perhaps a few...

Jan 11, 20211 min read

Francis Approves Change to “Lord’s Prayer”

Vatican – In an interview on Sunday night, Pope Francis said, “I believe that, ethically, everyone should take the vaccine.” And in light...

Jan 8, 20211 min read

Gruesome Harvest: The Costly Attempt to Exterminate the People of Germany by Ralph Franklin Keeling

“History is written by victors.” That is certainly true for World War II. Gruesome Harvest: The Costly Attempt to Exterminate the People...

Jan 4, 20211 min read

Aschen Enters COVID Vaccine Race

Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.

Dec 28, 20201 min read

Palpatine Defunds the Jedi

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...

Dec 23, 20201 min read

New Bible Improves Readability

Grand Rapids, MI – The new Post-New International Version Bible (PNIV) will be more readable than any previous version.

Dec 15, 20201 min read

Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given

Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.

Dec 10, 20203 min read

Human Rights Blight

It’s December 10: Human Rights Day. Are you celebrating yet?

Dec 9, 20202 min read

Fauci Recommends Masks Between Bites

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...

Dec 1, 20201 min read

Christmas Gift Idea

It’s December already and therefore less than four weeks until Christmas! Rah!

Nov 30, 20201 min read

“Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

In my experience, most people who joke about the horrors of the Spanish Inquisition and/or even seriously believe it don’t even know...

Nov 25, 20202 min read

Local Church of Satan Rebrands to Church of Superman

Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.

Nov 24, 20201 min read

Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.

Nov 22, 20202 min read

The Cosmic Trilogy by C.S. Lewis

The Cosmic Trilogy (also the Space Trilogy and Ransom Trilogy) is a sci-fi/fantasy trilogy of the adventures of Dr Elwin Ransom.

Nov 20, 20201 min read

Foreign Policy

In light of recent political events—and not just Brexit—it reminded me of a scene from BBC's Yes, Minister.

Nov 19, 20202 min read

Conspiracy, Theory

“That’s just conspiracy theory!” Even as a child, I never understood the logic of that argument.

Nov 16, 20203 min read

Wear a Mask They Say

Now we are being told not to celebrate Thanksgiving in the traditional sense. What does that even mean? Maybe I should ask...

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