Imperial Hostage Rescue Operation Leaves 274 Ewoks Dead
Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...
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Jun 22 min read
Empire Denies Striking Ewok Camp
Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...
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May 291 min read
Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
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Dec 12, 20231 min read
UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
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