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Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark

Sep 12, 20231 min read

Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark

St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...

Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site

Dec 29, 20211 min read

Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site

Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...

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