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Jun 13, 20212 min read
My First Vaccine Passport
New item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.
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Jun 7, 20211 min read
Mysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian Guy
Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
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Jun 4, 20211 min read
Opinyun’s Magic Cards (13–16)
I know it has been some time but here are cards 13–16!
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May 8, 20211 min read
WHO Approves Drain Cleaner Injections
Geneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...
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Apr 25, 20211 min read
Ukraine, Russia, NATO Prepare for Godzilla
Kyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainian President Zelenskiy has announced that the buildup of Ukrainian troops in the eastern region of the country has...
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Apr 24, 20211 min read
Mad Max Prequel to Begin Shooting
Brooklyn Center, MN – Another Mad Max prequel is in the works.
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Apr 15, 20211 min read
Australian Border May Remain Closed despite Vaccine
“Vaccination alone is no guarantee that you can open up,” said Minister Hunt. “If it did, it might actually make sense then...
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Mar 29, 20211 min read
Opinyun’s Magic Cards (5–8)
Here are the next four cards! Rah! Don’t like them? Well, too bad. There are more in the pipeline and, barring the outbreak of WWIII...
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Mar 19, 20211 min read
Opinyun’s Magic Cards (1–4)
Not that we’re encouraging the practice of magic or the occult… but hey, if the world is run by psychotic occultists, then why can’t we...
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Feb 16, 20211 min read
Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
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Feb 7, 20211 min read
TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: Megatron
Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...
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Jan 25, 20211 min read
Two Species 8472 Suffer Allergic Reaction to Voyager/Borg Nanite Vaccine
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Federation has issued a warning that any of Species 8472 who have a history of “significant” allergic reaction...
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Jan 22, 20212 min read
My First Fake Inauguration Day
Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...
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Jan 12, 20212 min read
My First False Flag Government Building Storming
Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.
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Jan 9, 20212 min read
Pelosi: Trump Needs to Immediately Go for Stealing My Laptop
Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi has called for the immediate removal of President Donald Trump, claiming that the President sanctioned...
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Jan 4, 20211 min read
Aschen Enters COVID Vaccine Race
Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.
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Dec 28, 20201 min read
Palpatine Defunds the Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...
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Dec 21, 20201 min read
More Footages from Wisconsin Voting Centers
Milwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...
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Dec 15, 20201 min read
Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given
Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
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Dec 10, 20201 min read
Dominion Denies Election Tampering
Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.
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