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Sep 19, 20221 min read
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
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Sep 8, 20221 min read
Pelosi: “God gave us two arms” to Vote Twice
Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again. “Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election...
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Sep 8, 20221 min read
Biden: “God gave us two arms” to Get Two Ice Creams
Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...
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Sep 6, 20221 min read
Hillary Pantsuit Hides Big Schlong
Washington DC – Hillary Clinton has revealed the reason she wears pantsuit even though most people can guess anyway. “It’s really to hide...
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Sep 1, 20221 min read
Biden-Harris Administration Announces Educator Recruitment from Ukraine
Washington DC – On Wednesday, the Biden-Harris administration announced a $130-billion “rescue plan” to hire more teachers for American...
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Aug 31, 20221 min read
Joe & Ashley Biden Showers Redacted, Therefore Not Inappropriate
Washington DC – Given the recent news of two individuals who pleaded guilty to the theft and sale of Ashley Biden’s diary, disturbing...
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Aug 28, 20221 min read
Local Presbyterian Church Produces Redacted Bibles
Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...
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Aug 27, 20221 min read
Biden Is Not Vacationing Again…
The White House has clarified that Biden is not vacationing again, he’s just redacting his presidency a bit.
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Aug 14, 20221 min read
Mar-a-Lago Raided because Pelosi Wants to Rip Up More Trump Documents
Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....
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Aug 10, 20221 min read
FBI Raids Palpatine Residence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
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Aug 9, 20221 min read
FBI Raids Trump Home to Restore Our Two-Minute Hate
Palm Beach, FL – The FBI raided and searched Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on Monday morning as part of an investigation into the former...
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Jul 29, 20221 min read
Democrats Propose Ban on Insider Trading so They Can Benefit from Insider Trading
Washington DC – Democrats are planning to introduce a ban in early August on stock trading for members of Congress, their spouses and...
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Jul 28, 20221 min read
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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Jul 13, 20221 min read
New Biden Stickers!
Given the latest rumors(?) of Hunter referring to Sleepy Joe as "Pedo Peter" and the latest data dump supposedly from Hunter's laptop......
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Jul 11, 20221 min read
Elon Musk Terminates Twitter Deal: Half the Board Are Fake Too
Austin, TX – Elon Musk has terminated the deal to buy Twitter. “Not only are half the accounts fake,” said Musk, “half the board are fake...
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Jun 29, 20221 min read
Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
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May 28, 20221 min read
Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
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May 16, 20221 min read
Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
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May 14, 20221 min read
Fauci and Gates: New COVID H111ARY Strain “Very Dangerous”
Washington DC – Dr Antony Fauci has warned that just because the US is currently exiting the “pandemic phase”, new COVID variants can...
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May 5, 20221 min read
Elizabeth Warren in “Scream 6”
Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...
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Apr 13, 20221 min read
Aliens Ban Will Smith Attending Their “Invasions”
Grand Canyon, AZ – Slimy aliens with tentacles who want to invade and occupy planet Earth have banned Will Smith from attending any of...
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