More Tackiness from the Vatican
It looks like the post-Vatican II church has done it again. For the upcoming 2025 Jubilee, the Vatican has announced its mascot : an...
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Apr 20, 20231 min read
Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...
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Jan 16, 20231 min read
Man Realizes “Rustic Fries” Just Means It Has Skin and Sprouts
San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...
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Mar 17, 20221 min read
Russia: Burger King to Become Burger Tsar in Takeover
Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...
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Aug 18, 20211 min read
National Football League Renamed to National Vaccination League
New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
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Nov 25, 20202 min read
Local Church of Satan Rebrands to Church of Superman
Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.
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