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More Tackiness from the Vatican
It looks like the post-Vatican II church has done it again. For the upcoming 2025 Jubilee, the Vatican has announced its mascot : an...
Oct 30, 20241 min read
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Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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Man Realizes “Rustic Fries” Just Means It Has Skin and Sprouts
San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...
Jan 16, 20231 min read
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Russia: Burger King to Become Burger Tsar in Takeover
Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...
Mar 17, 20221 min read
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National Football League Renamed to National Vaccination League
New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
Aug 19, 20211 min read
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Local Church of Satan Rebrands to Church of Superman
Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.
Nov 25, 20202 min read
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