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Jan 181 min read
Chinese Family Terminates Its “Diversity” Policy for Dinner
New York City, NY – A Chinese family has terminated its diversity policy regarding dinner. By “family” is meant the husband and father...
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Dec 23, 20241 min read
Young Man Convinced Some Old People Should Just Stay Home
Philadelphia, PA – After having attended his cousin’s wedding, a young man is convinced that some old people should just stay home. “I’ve...
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Sep 19, 20241 min read
Asian Metalhead Glad a Rapper Is Finally Arrested
The charges of racketeering and conspiracy for being a total pervert against rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs have shocked many but not all....
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Aug 5, 20241 min read
Harris Buys Fried Chicken
Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...
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Jul 19, 20241 min read
Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt
Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...
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Jun 30, 20241 min read
Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
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May 14, 20241 min read
Asian Man’s CPI Increases by 153%
Los Angeles, CA – A middle-class Asian man is really feeling the rising cost of living. “Yeah, the gas went up and the veggies goes up...
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May 12, 20241 min read
Asian Children Ecstatic as Rising Costs Stop Lessons
Melbourne, Australia – Asian children across the country are celebrating their newfound freedom as rising costs of living have forced...
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Apr 25, 20241 min read
Man Sees Everyone As Asian Due to Rare Disorder
Los Angeles, CA – Jimmy never needed glasses and just got a clean report on his recent visit to the optometrist. However, after lunch one...
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Dec 29, 20231 min read
Asian Man “Racist” for Only Buying White Bread
San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...
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Dec 24, 20231 min read
Girl Confused after Suspension for Drawing Penises Everywhere
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...
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Dec 5, 20231 min read
Australia Years Behind Realizing They’re Years Behind in Mathematics
Melbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...
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Jul 23, 20232 min read
Asian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as Human
Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...
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Jun 14, 20231 min read
Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”
The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...
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Mar 3, 20231 min read
HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well
Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...
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Nov 3, 20221 min read
Shanghai Disneyland: Lockdown Actuarry an Attraction
Shanghai, China – The latest lockdown at Shanghai Disneyland in which visitors may not leave without providing three negative COVID-19...
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Aug 20, 20221 min read
California: Soy Sauce to Represent Diversity
Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...
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Apr 28, 20226 min read
Workers’ Memorial Day!
Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...
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Oct 5, 20211 min read
Asian Teenager Invokes “Science” to Finally Convince Parents
San Francisco, CA – Park Ji-eun, 14, finally convinced her parents that she was really sick and allow her to not go to school. “Normally,...
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Jul 16, 20212 min read
China vs Japan Trash-talking Nukes
In response to Japan’s annual defense white paper which mentions Taiwan, China threatens to use nukes.
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Jun 7, 20211 min read
Mysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian Guy
Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
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