Fat Lady Exploded at Mars Spaceport
Mars Spaceport – A fat lady exploded in rage at the Mars spaceport yesterday after a heated argument regarding the latest lockdown and...
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Jul 1, 20212 min read
Experts Warn of COVID Omicron Strain
Geneva, Switzerland – With the COVID Delta strain apparently circulating the world, experts are now warning of the next variant.
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Mar 11, 20212 min read
Imperial Lockdowns Taking a Toll
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Empire has been enforcing lockdowns across the galaxy in recent months. Although only for short periods...
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Feb 11, 20211 min read
Biden to Open Schools for One Day
Beverly Hills, CA – President Joe Biden has announced that schools will re-open within his first 100 days in office as previously promised.
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Feb 7, 20211 min read
Papers Please
Not surprisingly, more countries are continuing to consider if not planning having something like a “vaccine passport”—Sweden and Denmark...
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Jan 16, 20212 min read
Lockdown Comparisons
In case you need something concrete, or at least wet concrete, regarding the relative effectiveness of “hard” lockdowns, there is a paper...
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Dec 31, 20202 min read
Is COVID-19 Asymptomatic Transmission a Thing?
There is a paper by Shiyi Cao et al titled “Post-lockdown SARS-CoV-2 nucleic acid screening in nearly ten million residents of Wuhan, China”
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Dec 23, 20201 min read
Laundromat Thrives Despite Lockdown
Phoenix, AZ – When lockdowns were implemented, many small businesses suffered, even if they were permitted to remain open.
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Dec 20, 20202 min read
Sexual Health Protocols of Pennsylvania
If you’re wondering how to approach sex during this plandemic, then look no further than the Pennsylvanian Department of Health.
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Dec 7, 20201 min read
Papers Please?
There is apparently a COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card released by the DoD. It looks real enough as it can be found on the DoD website.
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Nov 22, 20202 min read
Epidemic on Deep Space Nine, Quarantine Declared
DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...
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Nov 21, 20202 min read
Police Defends Arrest of Mother and Her Unborn Child
Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...
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