Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”
After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...
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Mar 6, 20231 min read
Lori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church Door
Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...
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Feb 28, 20231 min read
Australian PM Albanese’s Mardi Gras March Not the Group Hug He Wanted
Sydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...
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Jan 7, 20234 min read
Ratzinger Was No Traditionalist, He Was a Humanist
There are plenty of articles floating around painting Joseph Ratzinger (Benedict XVI) as a traditionalist. He was merely a...
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Jan 3, 20231 min read
Twitter Worked with Presbyterians to Suppress Free Will
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...
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Dec 21, 20222 min read
Twitter Files: PE Teachers Not Real Teachers
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...
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Dec 15, 20221 min read
Pelosi Portrait Unveiled!
Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.
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Nov 22, 20221 min read
Crybully Defends Free Speech Unless He’s the One Bullied
Bali, Indonesia – At the B20 Summit, a Canadian crybully emphasized in a speech that free speech must be defended. “Whilst always...
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Nov 5, 20222 min read
New Colored Domestic Bins!
In an effort to save the planet, new colored bins approved by the WEF have been introduced garnering rave reviews from celebrities,...
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Nov 1, 20222 min read
Newsom Notices There’s Sewage
In an interview on CBS, California Governor Gavin Newsom expressed the view that Jesse Watters’s comments on Fox in “the last five, six...
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Oct 15, 20221 min read
Katie Hobbs: I Will Only Debate Kari Lake in Restaurant Toilet
Even as early ballots arrive via the mail for the Arizona governor’s election, democrat Katie Hobbs has yet to debate republican Kari...
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Sep 4, 20227 min read
The Abolition of Man by C.S. Lewis
The Abolition of Man: Reflections on Education with Special Reference to the Teaching of English in the Upper Forms of Schools was a...
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Aug 28, 20221 min read
Local Presbyterian Church Produces Redacted Bibles
Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...
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Aug 24, 20223 min read
The Revolutionary Catechism by Sergey Nechayev
The booklet The Revolutionary Catechism was written by Sergey Nechayev (b. 2 October 1847 – d. 3 December 1882), a Russian communist...
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Aug 20, 20221 min read
California: Soy Sauce to Represent Diversity
Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...
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Aug 4, 20221 min read
Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
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Jul 28, 20221 min read
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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Jul 10, 20221 min read
Summary of All Science Debunking Anti-COVID Measures
Summary of all scientific literature that debunks anti-COVID measures.
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Jun 25, 20221 min read
Employers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade Overturn
Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
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Jun 22, 20221 min read
High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
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May 16, 20221 min read
Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
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