Dog Denies Noise Complaint, Claims Being a “Middle-class Kid”
Philadelphia, PA – A dog in Swarthmore, Philadelphia, has answered noise complaints against him by declaring that he is “a middle-class kid”
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Sep 291 min read
Boy Fails Test despite Being a “Middle-class kid”
San Francisco, CA – After having been awarded for “attempting” every test question in fourth grade, Jake of Wakeham Elementary School has...
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Sep 222 min read
Film ● Mini-Review: Breathe
Post-climate-change-apocalyptic premise. Uninteresting with too many annoyances.
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Sep 191 min read
Asian Metalhead Glad a Rapper Is Finally Arrested
The charges of racketeering and conspiracy for being a total pervert against rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs have shocked many but not all....
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Sep 181 min read
Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
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Sep 175 min read
Francis Spews More Humanism, Like His Predecessor
Not surprisingly, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Francis) doesn’t even pretend he is supposed to defend the Teachings and Traditions of the...
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Sep 128 min read
Diuturnum by Pope Leo XIII
On 29 June 1881, Pope Leo XIII published an encyclical on civil power given the widespread seditious mentality in Europe during that time.
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Sep 11 min read
Timmy Not Confused with Letters of the Alphabet
Washington DC – In response to criticisms of confusing IVF and IUI, Democratic nominee for vice president Tim Walz defended his position...
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Aug 301 min read
McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
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Aug 21 min read
Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
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Jun 301 min read
Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
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Jun 221 min read
Is an Unreported Crime Still a Crime?
Chicago, IL – Crime is reportedly dropping in some cities in the US. Some argue that leftist-run cities are simply not reporting the...
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Jun 71 min read
Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
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Apr 101 min read
White House: Really Careful about Ignoring Church Teachings
Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...
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Dec 17, 20231 min read
Senate Staffer Fired for What Government Is Usually Doing
Washington DC – A 24-year-old man, staffer of Democratic Senator Ben Cardin, has been terminated after footage of him engaging in anal...
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Dec 13, 20231 min read
Experts: Today, White Lung Syndrome; Tomorrow, White People Syndrome
Atlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic. “I know...
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Dec 3, 20231 min read
Lucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During Arrest
St Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...
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Nov 12, 20231 min read
Bill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo Sales
Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
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Nov 10, 20231 min read
Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
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Jul 29, 20231 min read
Comrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New Homes
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
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Jul 23, 20232 min read
Asian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as Human
Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...
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