top of page
Search


Man Gives Up on Making Prayer Spreadsheet
Toronto, BC – A man has given up on making his prayer spreadsheet after reaching 4,000 rows. “I’ve been taught to pray generally and just...
6 days ago1 min read
3
0


Man against Bud Light Boycott is OK with Destroying Teslas
Las Vegas, NV – A man who riled against “right-wingers” boycotting Bud Light has decided that it is perfectly acceptable to destroy Tesla...
Mar 231 min read
6
0


Wisconsin Bill: Mother = “Inseminated Person”
It has been recently reported that the Wisconsin bill WI AB50 filed on 18 February 2025 is doing the usual “gender-neutral/inclusive...
Feb 262 min read
4
0


Calls to Ban Rose and Jack’s “Love” Salute
New York City, NY – Following the outrage over Elon Musk’s recent Nazi/Love salute, some have called for legal action against Rose and...
Feb 21 min read
4
0


Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...
Jan 301 min read
5
0


Chinese Family Terminates Its “Diversity” Policy for Dinner
New York City, NY – A Chinese family has terminated its diversity policy regarding dinner. By “family” is meant the husband and father...
Jan 181 min read
3
0


Biden Would Pardon Herod If He Could
Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...
Dec 23, 20241 min read
5
0


Predator’s Acquittal a Safety Concern for Subway Commuters
New York City, NY – Following Predator’s not guilty verdict in the high-profile case, some have commented regarding the safety...
Dec 12, 20241 min read
6
0


Dog Denies Noise Complaint, Claims Being a “Middle-class Kid”
Philadelphia, PA – A dog in Swarthmore, Philadelphia, has answered noise complaints against him by declaring that he is “a middle-class kid”
Oct 4, 20241 min read
3
0


Boy Fails Test despite Being a “Middle-class kid”
San Francisco, CA – After having been awarded for “attempting” every test question in fourth grade, Jake of Wakeham Elementary School has...
Sep 29, 20241 min read
4
0


Film ● Mini-Review: Breathe
Post-climate-change-apocalyptic premise. Uninteresting with too many annoyances.
Sep 22, 20242 min read
2
0


Asian Metalhead Glad a Rapper Is Finally Arrested
The charges of racketeering and conspiracy for being a total pervert against rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs have shocked many but not all....
Sep 19, 20241 min read
10
0


Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
Sep 18, 20241 min read
4
0


Francis Spews More Humanism, Like His Predecessor
Not surprisingly, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Francis) doesn’t even pretend he is supposed to defend the Teachings and Traditions of the...
Sep 17, 20245 min read
7
0


Diuturnum by Pope Leo XIII
On 29 June 1881, Pope Leo XIII published an encyclical on civil power given the widespread seditious mentality in Europe during that time.
Sep 12, 20248 min read
5
0


Timmy Not Confused with Letters of the Alphabet
Washington DC – In response to criticisms of confusing IVF and IUI, Democratic nominee for vice president Tim Walz defended his position...
Sep 1, 20241 min read
3
0


McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
Aug 30, 20241 min read
8
0


Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
Aug 2, 20241 min read
9
0


Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
Jun 30, 20241 min read
5
0


Is an Unreported Crime Still a Crime?
Chicago, IL – Crime is reportedly dropping in some cities in the US. Some argue that leftist-run cities are simply not reporting the...
Jun 22, 20241 min read
4
0


Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
Jun 7, 20241 min read
3
0
bottom of page