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Oct 26, 20241 min read
The Ominous Owl #4
Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a...
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Oct 4, 20241 min read
Dog Denies Noise Complaint, Claims Being a “Middle-class Kid”
Philadelphia, PA – A dog in Swarthmore, Philadelphia, has answered noise complaints against him by declaring that he is “a middle-class kid”
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Sep 29, 20241 min read
Boy Fails Test despite Being a “Middle-class kid”
San Francisco, CA – After having been awarded for “attempting” every test question in fourth grade, Jake of Wakeham Elementary School has...
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Sep 24, 20241 min read
Walz: Good to Shove Tampon Up Truck Exhaust
St Paul, MN – Tim Walz, the Democrat nominee for vice president in the 2024 US presidential election, has demonstrated that he is just...
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Sep 6, 20241 min read
Tulsi Gabbard Gets Plastered to Help Trump Debate Preparation
Herndon, VA – Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard has been helping President Donald Trump prepare for his first presidential debate against...
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Aug 30, 20241 min read
McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
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Aug 5, 20241 min read
Harris Buys Fried Chicken
Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...
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Nov 13, 20221 min read
Macron Pushes Online Child Protection so They Can Marry Someone 24 Years Older Properly
Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...
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Oct 14, 20222 min read
White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
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Oct 10, 20221 min read
Democrats: Reboot 90 Day Fiancé to Get More Migrants
New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...
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Sep 1, 20221 min read
Biden-Harris Administration Announces Educator Recruitment from Ukraine
Washington DC – On Wednesday, the Biden-Harris administration announced a $130-billion “rescue plan” to hire more teachers for American...
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Jul 10, 20221 min read
Biden: Employment Figures Up from 2 to 10!
Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...
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Jan 14, 20221 min read
WA Premier McClowan: “I wasn’t trying to be racist”
Perth, WA – WA Premier Mark McClowan has denied his speaking vewy slowly and the use of an indigenous Australian to translate his message...
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Nov 14, 20211 min read
Biden Administration Announces New Social Media Platform
Washington DC – Seemingly in response to Donald Trump announcing the Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG), the White House has...
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Jul 10, 20211 min read
Photocopier Shortage Alarm
Kamala Harris, not surprisingly, doesn’t want more restrictive laws for voter ID. That makes sense since that may make it harder for dead...
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Jan 25, 20216 min read
With COVID and Progressivism, There’s No Need to Imagine Communism
With communism, if you’re fortunate enough to be at the top, then you have all the power.
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