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FBI: Deadly Rebel Attack on Death Star “not related to Rebels”

Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI is still investigating the attack on the Death Star, describing it as “not related to Rebels”. Over 1.8 million...

Dec 28, 20246 min read

Sins That Cry to Heaven for Vengeance

There are four “sins that cry to heaven for vengeance”. Can you spot them all? Happy new year.

Dec 23, 20241 min read

Biden Would Pardon Herod If He Could

Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...

Dec 23, 20241 min read

Young Man Convinced Some Old People Should Just Stay Home

Philadelphia, PA – After having attended his cousin’s wedding, a young man is convinced that some old people should just stay home. “I’ve...

Dec 11, 20241 min read

ED-209 Falls Down Stairs During Lunch

Washington DC – ED-209 fell down stairs on Tuesday during its lunchtime patrol, sustaining “scratches to its body and minor damage to its...

Dec 9, 20241 min read

Palpatine Considering Preemptive Pardons for Anakin Skywalker

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine is considering blanket preemptive pardons for Jedi Anakin Skywalker. Sources...

Dec 3, 20241 min read

Man Thought South Korean Martial Law Part of K-drama

Sydney, Australia – A man who was binging on K-drama early on Wednesday morning thought news of the martial law declaration in South...

Dec 3, 20245 min read

Select Subcommittee Plandemic Report: Nothing New for “Conspiracy Theorists”

The Final Report of the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic has been released. Rah! The document is 557 pages long. Rah! The...

Nov 28, 20243 min read

Summary of Scholastic Principles by Bernard Wuellner

Summary of Scholastic Principles by Bernard Wuellner, first published in 1956, is a list of principles grouped by topic. Many of the...

Oct 31, 202412 min read

Humanum Genus by Pope Leo XIII

One of Pope Leo XIII most famous writings, this encyclical published on 20 April 1884 exposes the aims of freemasonry.

Oct 9, 20243 min read

K-drama ● Review: Grid

Attempts to be a sci-fi mystery-thriller trying to catch a time-traveller. Not a bad idea but pacing could be better and not enough closure.

Oct 6, 20241 min read

Mayorkas: FEMA Needs More Money to Stop People Doing Anything

Washington DC – Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas told reporters FEMA does not have sufficient funding beyond any “immediate...

Oct 2, 20245 min read

Manga Review: Appleseed by Shirow Masamune

Interesting 22nd-century sci-fi police/anti-terrorist action that touches on many themes even if it doesn’t explore them in depth.

Sep 30, 20243 min read

Film ● Mini-Review: The Marksman

It is not a shoot ’em up. Either way, could use more action and plotting lacks refinement.

Sep 28, 20243 min read

Film ● Review: Mission: Cross

Simple action-comedy. Nicely executed and entertaining.

Sep 12, 20248 min read

Diuturnum by Pope Leo XIII

On 29 June 1881, Pope Leo XIII published an encyclical on civil power given the widespread seditious mentality in Europe during that time.

Sep 1, 20241 min read

Timmy Not Confused with Letters of the Alphabet

Washington DC – In response to criticisms of confusing IVF and IUI, Democratic nominee for vice president Tim Walz defended his position...

Aug 30, 20241 min read

McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger

Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...

Aug 27, 202410 min read

The Open Conspiracy by H.G. Wells

The Open Conspiracy: Blue Prints for a World Revolution by H.G. Wells was first published in 1928. It was rewritten and expanded in...

Aug 21, 20246 min read

Anime ● Review: Aoi Bungaku Series

Not bad but nothing spectacular. Some of the stories try too hard.

Aug 18, 20241 min read

Federal Agencies Recruiting Those Who Can Hit Targets, Not Practice, Like, 43 Times and Still Miss

Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...

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