Lindsey Graham: Must Help Hurricane Victims by Helping Israel
Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham responded to the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, stating that “the devastation is just...
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Jun 111 min read
Imperial Hostage Rescue Operation Leaves 274 Ewoks Dead
Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...
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Jun 22 min read
Empire Denies Striking Ewok Camp
Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...
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May 291 min read
Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
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May 111 min read
Doctor Shreds Hippocratic Oath
New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...
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Dec 24, 20232 min read
Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon
A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...
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Dec 12, 20231 min read
UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
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Nov 23, 20231 min read
Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
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Nov 10, 20231 min read
Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
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