Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham responded to the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, stating that “the devastation is just...

Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...

Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...

San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...

New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...

A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...

New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...

Israel bombs Gaza. Well, that’s news.