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Chickens: Latest Avian Flu “Totally Racist”
Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...
Feb 201 min read
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Chinese Family Terminates Its “Diversity” Policy for Dinner
New York City, NY – A Chinese family has terminated its diversity policy regarding dinner. By “family” is meant the husband and father...
Jan 181 min read
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Toilet Accuses Trump of Inappropriately Touching Its Face
New York City, NY – A toilet in New York has accused former President Donald Trump of inappropriately touching its face with his bare...
Oct 26, 20241 min read
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Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
Oct 14, 20241 min read
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Diddy Not Eating in Prison Due to Missing Special Ingredient
New York City, NY – Reports have been circulating that Sean “Diddy” Combs has been refusing to eat at the Metropolitan Detention Center...
Sep 26, 20241 min read
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McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
Aug 30, 20241 min read
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The Open Conspiracy by H.G. Wells
The Open Conspiracy: Blue Prints for a World Revolution by H.G. Wells was first published in 1928. It was rewritten and expanded in...
Aug 27, 202410 min read
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Another Chicken Farm Destroyed
We never got around to covering exploding food plants and farms partly because even lamestream media covers them but mostly because we...
May 31, 20241 min read
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Asian Man “Racist” for Only Buying White Bread
San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...
Dec 29, 20231 min read
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mRNA Vaccines for Animals Being Developed
Back in October 2022, there was at least one claim circulating on social media of farm animals being given some sort of mRNA vaccine in...
Jun 16, 20232 min read
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Rockefeller Foundation and WHO Collaborate on Pandemic Preparedness Capabilities and Surveillance
Last week, the Rockefeller Foundation and the WHO announced to “strengthen the WHO Hub for Pandemic and Epidemic Intelligence”. Rah!!!...
May 31, 20231 min read
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Woman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with Vegan
Seattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...
Mar 23, 20231 min read
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HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well
Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...
Mar 3, 20231 min read
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Study: Natto Can Degrade Spike Proteins
A Japanese study published on 24 August 2022 titled “Degradative Effect of Nattokinase on Spike Protein of SARS-CoV-2” by T. Tanikawa et...
Jan 17, 20231 min read
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Man Realizes “Rustic Fries” Just Means It Has Skin and Sprouts
San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...
Jan 16, 20231 min read
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Last Christmas, I Gave You My Carbon Credits
According to an article by Ian D. Rotherham posted on the WEF website, we should all stop celebrating Christmas. Rotherham doesn’t put it...
Dec 28, 20221 min read
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mRNA Vaccines for Animals?
Apparently, there is at least one claim circulating on social media of farm animals being given some sort of mRNA vaccine in Australia....
Oct 3, 20221 min read
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Aussie Schools: Let’s Eat Bugs!
Apparently, snacks containing bugs have been introduced to 1000 schools across Australia. Rah!!! Granted, bugs can be high in protein and...
Sep 13, 20221 min read
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Kissinger Report and Population Control
The “National Security Study Memorandum (NSSM 200): Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests”...
Sep 11, 20226 min read
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New Farming Sim: Dutch Protest Edition!
From the developer that brought us the Farming Simulator franchise, the latest Dutch Protest Edition is a must for these times! First,...
Jul 1, 20221 min read
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Monkeypox Mania
A case of monkeypox was identified in the US on or around May 18. Rah! Cases have been confirmed in over ten countries outside of Africa,...
May 23, 20223 min read
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