Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.

Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a...

New York City, NY – A toilet in New York has accused former President Donald Trump of inappropriately touching its face with his bare...

Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...

Philadelphia, PA – A dog in Swarthmore, Philadelphia, has answered noise complaints against him by declaring that he is “a middle-class kid”

San Francisco, CA – After having been awarded for “attempting” every test question in fourth grade, Jake of Wakeham Elementary School has...

St Paul, MN – Tim Walz, the Democrat nominee for vice president in the 2024 US presidential election, has demonstrated that he is just...

Herndon, VA – Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard has been helping President Donald Trump prepare for his first presidential debate against...

Washington DC – In response to criticisms of confusing IVF and IUI, Democratic nominee for vice president Tim Walz defended his position...

Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...

It’s mild.

It’s nice to know that in these times the UN continues to be the world police—oh how they care about our “human rights” and safety. So,...

If one can believe the surveys, President Emmanuel Macron is going to have a hard time winning in the upcoming elections. A few days ago...

The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.

Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...

Hollywood, CA – In the hopes of scoring big at the box office this summer, Hollywood producers are hoping that the fourth installment of...

New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...

The Mike Lindell–supported submission to SCOTUS dated 14 March 2024 on behalf of Kari Lake and Mark Finchem regarding election...

Carson City, NV – In the Nevada Republican presidential primary held on Tuesday, Nikki Haley lost to “none of these candidates” in a...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...

Cardassia Prime – A citizen who went to vote in the Detapa Council elections discovered that there was only one candidate on the ballot:...