Unvaccinated Man Wonders Why the Sudden Heart Attack
Philadelphia, PA – An unvaccinated man suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend and was baffled as to the cause. Jason Cheung, 37...
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Mar 16, 20231 min read
Banks Dying Suddenly Are All Just Coincidences
Washington DC – The recent collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and the tanking of bank stocks are all just coincidences according to experts....
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Feb 27, 20231 min read
Queensland Roll Out Pill-Testing Sites for Recreational Drugs Only
Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...
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Feb 17, 20231 min read
EPA: Ohio Pets Dying Suddenly a Coincidence
East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...
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Jan 30, 20231 min read
Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
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Jan 13, 20231 min read
Reading Articles About What May Cause Sudden Deaths May Cause Sudden Death
Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...
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Jan 6, 20231 min read
Far-Right Pushes Jesus’s Cardiac Arrest Conspiracy Theory
Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...
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