The Ominous Owl #4
Welcome to the fourth entry by the Ominous Owl, the number that is truly ominous. At least for those who are afraid of death. That was a...
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Oct 261 min read
Toilet Accuses Trump of Inappropriately Touching Its Face
New York City, NY – A toilet in New York has accused former President Donald Trump of inappropriately touching its face with his bare...
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Oct 141 min read
Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
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Sep 241 min read
Walz: Good to Shove Tampon Up Truck Exhaust
St Paul, MN – Tim Walz, the Democrat nominee for vice president in the 2024 US presidential election, has demonstrated that he is just...
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Sep 61 min read
Tulsi Gabbard Gets Plastered to Help Trump Debate Preparation
Herndon, VA – Former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard has been helping President Donald Trump prepare for his first presidential debate against...
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Sep 11 min read
Timmy Not Confused with Letters of the Alphabet
Washington DC – In response to criticisms of confusing IVF and IUI, Democratic nominee for vice president Tim Walz defended his position...
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Aug 301 min read
McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
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Aug 51 min read
Harris Buys Fried Chicken
Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...
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Jul 150 min read
Complete List of Assassinations and Assassination Attempts Not Executed by the Deep State
Complete list of assassinations/assassination attempts not executed by the “deep state” or “establishment” or “shadow government” or “them”.
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Jun 221 min read
Is an Unreported Crime Still a Crime?
Chicago, IL – Crime is reportedly dropping in some cities in the US. Some argue that leftist-run cities are simply not reporting the...
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May 288 min read
Votescam by James M. Collier and Kenneth F. Collier
The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.
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Dec 17, 20231 min read
Senate Staffer Fired for What Government Is Usually Doing
Washington DC – A 24-year-old man, staffer of Democratic Senator Ben Cardin, has been terminated after footage of him engaging in anal...
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Nov 12, 20231 min read
Bill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo Sales
Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
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Mar 6, 20231 min read
Lori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church Door
Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...
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Jan 27, 20238 min read
Twitter Files 15–16
Part 15 by Matt Taibbi was posted on 27 January 2023, more on the Hamilton 68 dashboard and the Russian collusion delusion. Additional...
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Jan 26, 20231 min read
Adam Schiff to Run for Miss California
Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...
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Jan 13, 20236 min read
Twitter Files 14
Part 14 by Matt Taibbi was posted on 13 January 2023 regarding Dems pushing the Russian collusion delusion. A supplemental was posted...
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Jan 4, 20239 min read
Twitter Files 11–12
Part 11 of the “Twitter Files” by Matt Taibbi was posted on 3 January 2023. This part is about the “intelligence community”—that happens...
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Nov 15, 20221 min read
US Voting System Reform Proposal: Two Counting Monkeys per County
Washington DC – A white paper has been released in light of recent voter fraud, alleged or otherwise, and the currently slow vote count...
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Nov 1, 20222 min read
Newsom Notices There’s Sewage
In an interview on CBS, California Governor Gavin Newsom expressed the view that Jesse Watters’s comments on Fox in “the last five, six...
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