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Chickens: Latest Avian Flu “Totally Racist”
Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...
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3 days ago1 min read
We Need 1.5m Soldiers, Says Man Who Just Got 1.5m Soldiers Killed or Wounded
München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...
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Feb 111 min read
Ebola Time?
There is reportedly an outbreak of Ebola (Sudan virus) in Uganda. I am not in a position to confirm whether this is real or not. I am...
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Feb 91 min read
Deep State Hoping the Chiefs’ Playbook Will Help Turn Things Around
Washington DC – Barely two weeks after President Trump has re-taken office, the deep state is desperate to turn things around. Realizing...
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Feb 71 min read
Trump Revokes Security Clearance of Dead Guy
Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...
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Feb 64 min read
Documentary: Operation: Amber Alert
This is a documentary released on 25 November 2024 produced and narrated by Ryan Matta about child trafficking by the cartels and US...
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Feb 61 min read
Aircraft Carrier USS Nimitz off Coast of Mexico
On 20 January 2025, President Trump declared the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations and indicated the possibility of using...
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Feb 51 min read
Palpatine Dismisses and Recalls All Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Newly crowned emperor Palpatine is recalling all remaining Jedi throughout the galaxy. Palpatine had...
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Feb 31 min read
Pentagon Expelling Outlets “Against Public Interest”, Says Outlets That Act Against Public Interest
Washington DC – In response to the latest memo outlining the rotation of media outlets through the Pentagon, outgoing media parties have...
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Jan 301 min read
Zuckerberg Gets Off Cheap
It is reported by Wall Street Journal that President Trump and Meta have reached a settlement. Meta will pay Trump $25m. Most of it,...
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Jan 291 min read
Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...
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Jan 281 min read
Palpatine Terminates Security Detail of the Entire Senate
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members...
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Jan 165 min read
Potential Threats against Trump Inauguration
Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.
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Jan 141 min read
US Navy to Consider Naming Future Carrier after Former First Lady
Washington DC – The US Navy announced on Monday the names of two future Ford -class aircraft carriers: the USS William J. Clinton ...
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Jan 111 min read
My First False Flag Wildfire
Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires. “My First False Flag Wildfire” comes...
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Jan 102 min read
Thought Exercise: The Owner and the Tenants
A little thought experiment: Imagine the owner of a house who wants to put it up for lease as the tenants have just finished their...
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Jan 61 min read
Biden Awards Himself the Medal of Taking Annual Leave
Washington DC – President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 individuals on Saturday, recognizing the utmost...
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Jan 21 min read
FBI: Deadly Rebel Attack on Death Star “not related to Rebels”
Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI is still investigating the attack on the Death Star, describing it as “not related to Rebels”. Over 1.8 million...
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Dec 23, 20241 min read
Biden Would Pardon Herod If He Could
Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...
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Dec 19, 20241 min read
Biden to Pardon 8,000 Drones
Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...
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Dec 11, 20241 min read
ED-209 Falls Down Stairs During Lunch
Washington DC – ED-209 fell down stairs on Tuesday during its lunchtime patrol, sustaining “scratches to its body and minor damage to its...
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