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Dictator Dan Resigns. Good Riddance.
Dictator “door-to-door douchebag” Dan has announced his resignation. It remains to be seen who will eventually take his spot and what...
Sep 26, 20231 min read
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Comrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New Homes
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
Jul 29, 20231 min read
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Comrade Dan Andrews Doesn’t Like Being Questioned about Media Access
About two months after a trip to China without being accompanied by Australian media, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is at it again.
Jun 7, 20232 min read
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Dan Andrews Still Trying to Get Things “Down to Zero”
Premier Daniel Andrews reminds Victorians that the money spent during the plandemic was “borrowed”. “It was like a COVID credit card”, he...
May 19, 20231 min read
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Nazis Aren’t Welcome, Says Dictator
Premier of Victoria Dan Andrews reportedly said “Nazis aren’t welcome” in response to anti-trans and pro-trans rights protests on...
Mar 19, 20231 min read
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (29–32)
This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!
Nov 22, 20221 min read
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Thousands of One-day COVID Cases Baffle Australian Doctors
Melbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...
Sep 23, 20221 min read
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Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Oct 30, 20211 min read
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Victorian Government: All Must Sign In to Use the Toilet
Melbourne, Australia – Despite Victoria having relaxed its lockdown restrictions, Premier Dan Andrews added that it is important for...
Oct 28, 20211 min read
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