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Dec 3, 20232 min read
New Zealand Authorities Arrest “Winston Smith”
In case one still isn’t convinced that New Zealand is run by absolute c—, perhaps this might. A few days ago, a video was posted in which...
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Sep 12, 20231 min read
Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark
St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...
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Apr 29, 20234 min read
Study: Masking Can Lead to Stillbirths, Neuron Destruction and Testicular Damage
Masking causes significant increase in CO2 inhalation which can kill the unborn, brain cells and balls.
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Mar 26, 20221 min read
COVID Still a Threat but Less When Someone Kicks 1000 Goals
Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...
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Dec 5, 20211 min read
Professor Altshtein: “Omicron variant could be less pathogenic”
Setting aside the amusing anagrams of omicron—such as “moronic”, “oncomir” and even “media control” if you include the word...
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Sep 10, 20212 min read
NSW CHO and the “New World Order”
It looks like NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry Chant is at it again, going on about the usual crap.
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Jul 25, 20211 min read
CDC Issues “Changes” to RT-PCR Test
The CDC has issued a notice for withdrawing the RT-PCR test after 31 December 2021.
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Jul 21, 20211 min read
NSW CHO: “Don’t start up a conversation”
According to NSW CHO Dr Kerry Chant, in an update held on 20 July 2021, people should stop having conversations in order to stop the spread.
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Jul 19, 20211 min read
Victorian Lockdown Applies to Astronauts
Melbourne, Australia – The Premier of Victoria, Dan Andrews, has announced that the latest lockdown will be extended...
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May 28, 20214 min read
Children are Not Immune from The Cultural Divide
They are safer from the virus than the ramifications caused by it. I am a toddler parent and I live in a swing state that swung blue this...
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Nov 24, 20201 min read
Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.
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Nov 22, 20202 min read
Epidemic on Deep Space Nine, Quarantine Declared
DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...
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Nov 16, 20203 min read
Wear a Mask They Say
Now we are being told not to celebrate Thanksgiving in the traditional sense. What does that even mean? Maybe I should ask...
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