White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
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Mar 9, 20231 min read
Nine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s Lawyer
Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
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Jan 22, 20231 min read
Karine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”
Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
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Jan 14, 20231 min read
Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
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Jan 14, 20231 min read
Clinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her Server
New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
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Aug 14, 20221 min read
Mar-a-Lago Raided because Pelosi Wants to Rip Up More Trump Documents
Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....
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Dec 12, 20201 min read
Skynet Files Complaints against Clinton
Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.
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