Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...

Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...

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Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...

New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...

Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....

Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.