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Oct 14, 20224 min read

Traditi Humilitati by Pope Pius VIII

Pope Pius VIII’s encyclical on religious indifferentism, unauthorized translations of Scripture and secret societies.

Oct 2, 20221 min read

Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....

Sep 16, 20225 min read

Quo Graviora: On Secret Societies by Pope Leo XII

Pope Leo XII warns of secret societies, their promotion of liberalism, the infiltration into educational institutions and revolution.

Sep 16, 20223 min read

Ubi Primum by Pope Leo XII

Pope Leo XII’s first encyclical warns of modern humanist ideas such as “tolerance” and “religious indifference”.

Aug 28, 20221 min read

Local Presbyterian Church Produces Redacted Bibles

Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...

Aug 25, 20221 min read

Pope Fauci to Resign, Following the Footsteps of Benedict XVI

Vatican City – Pope Fauci will step down in December, following the footsteps of Benedict XVI who resigned in 2013. “While I will no...

Aug 21, 20224 min read

K-drama ● Review: The Fiery Priest

An excellent crime comedy-action in which an intolerant priest investigates a murder and beats up criminals.

Aug 12, 20223 min read

Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger by Gary Michuta

Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger goes through the basic arguments for why the Catholic bibles contain seven books in the Old Testament that...

Aug 1, 20221 min read

Church Excommunicates Drummer for Air Drumming with Invisible Sticks

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...

Jul 26, 20221 min read

Local Church Buys Invisible Bibles

Los Angeles, CA – Cross-Only Non-denominational Church has recycled all their bibles and purchased a new batch which is invisible. “We...

Jul 21, 202210 min read

On Church & Salvation – Part II

It is assumed that one has read the argument(s) posed in Part I . This analysis is organized into five sets of “clues”. Clue 1: Wording...

Jul 21, 20227 min read

On Church & Salvation – Part I

What if a person dies without accepting Christ because said person never had a reasonable opportunity to do so?

Jul 18, 20222 min read

The Fathers Know Best by Jimmy Akin

The Fathers Know Best: Your Essential Guide to the Teachings of the Early Church by Jimmy Akin is a compilation of quotations from the...

Jul 17, 20226 min read

Prophecies and Messages Regarding Today’s Decline in Sexual Morality

Particularly in recent decades, there has been the push for immodest fashions, contraception, divorce, homosexuality, LGBTQFBS+++, a...

Jul 12, 20224 min read

Russia, WWIII and Our Lady of Fatima & La Salette

Given the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, it is not difficult to see this escalate to World War III. The US has already provided $8B...

May 19, 20222 min read

Christianae Reipublicae: On the Dangers of Anti-Christian Writings by Pope Clement XIII

Bad writing has been around for as long as writing utensils. As for anti-Christian writings, they have been around since the time of the...

May 12, 20222 min read

Lutheran Man Nails 95 Complaints Regarding Church’s Pathetic Pandemic Response to Church Doors

Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...

Mar 23, 20221 min read

Another Resignation: Hillsong’s Brian Houston

Hillsong Church—if you can call it a “church”—in the past has had accusations of sexual misconduct. This is not new, most churches have....

Feb 21, 20225 min read

The Shape of Things to Come by H.G. Wells

First published in 1933, The Shape of Things to Come by H.G. Wells is one of those novels that “predict” the future along with the likes...

Feb 4, 20221 min read

NYC Church to Offer Vegan Holy Communion

New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...

Dec 12, 20211 min read

Francis Declares Vaccines the Eighth Sacrament

Vatican – On Thursday, Francis convened the Vatican III Ecumenical Council in the morning right after breakfast, summoning any bishop...

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