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Exclusive: Commander the German Shepherd Abused?
Washington DC – One week after Commander the German Shepherd was removed from the White House due to multiple biting “incidents”,...
Oct 8, 20231 min read
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Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
Jul 29, 20231 min read
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White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
Jul 2, 20231 min read
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About Those Hunter Biden Laptop Photos…
To those who are still unsure what to think of those photos from Hunter Biden’s laptop, consider the following as reported on Fox News:...
Jun 7, 20231 min read
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Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
May 22, 20231 min read
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Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
Apr 6, 20231 min read
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Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
Apr 4, 20231 min read
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Nine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s Lawyer
Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
Mar 9, 20231 min read
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Biden Thought Spy Balloon Looked Like Madonna
Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...
Feb 7, 20231 min read
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Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
Jan 14, 20231 min read
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Clinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her Server
New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
Jan 14, 20231 min read
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Twitter Files 7
Part 7 by Michael Shellenberger regarding the Biden laptop was posted on 20 December 2022. A few websites have done this but I thought it...
Dec 20, 20228 min read
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Report on the Biden Laptop by Marco Polo
This report by the research group Marco Polo is, as the title states, basically about the crimes committed by Hunter Biden and/or...
Dec 8, 20225 min read
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SCOTUS Petition to Possibly Remove 388 Federal Officers
Update (21 August 2023): Rehearing DENIED.
Petition can have 388 federal officers removed, including Biden and Harris.
Nov 30, 20225 min read
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Biden Requests $37-Billion Aid so Ukraine Can Do Better False Flags
Washington DC – President Biden, in between naps while attending G20 in Indonesia, has requested a $37-billion aid package for Ukraine....
Nov 18, 20221 min read
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Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
Nov 4, 20221 min read
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White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
Oct 14, 20222 min read
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Homeland Security: More “Conspiracy Theories” & Foreign Adversaries
Given the US’s current domestic problems, the increasingly apparent incompetence and corruption of the Biden administration (in case it...
Oct 13, 20222 min read
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Biden: “God gave us two arms” to Get Two Ice Creams
Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...
Sep 8, 20221 min read
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As If Biden Didn’t Know…
After the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago on August 8, Biden denied having any “advanced notice” of said raid. Well, that could be true in terms of...
Sep 6, 20221 min read
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A Screenshot Is Worth…
Admittedly, screenshots can be taken out of context but when the speech in effect labels at least half(?) of the country as “extremists”...
Sep 2, 20221 min read
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