BREAKING: Drums Are Loud
Philadelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...
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Oct 2, 20221 min read
Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
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Jun 18, 20212 min read
Local Church Musician Arrested
St Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
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May 20, 20211 min read
Evangelical Church Sued for Fake “Live” Album
Los Angeles, CA – Nothing-but-the-Cross Evangelical Church is being sued again.
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Mar 16, 20212 min read
Local Baptist Church Records Longest Service Ever
St Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.
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Jan 29, 20212 min read
Church Puts Professional Drummer on Probation
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...
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Dec 21, 20201 min read
Bands That Kinda Suck
Little Boy and I are compiling quite the compilation of bands that kinda suck on Twitter. Check out this ongoing thread and feel free to...
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Dec 17, 20201 min read
Church Excommunicates Guitarist and Drummer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...
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